Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Do plants get herpes?
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