She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't deserve a penis
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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