You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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