i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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