Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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