in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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