"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Randomize
