I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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