My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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