Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Randomize
