Nicole vs. Life
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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