i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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