How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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