i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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