Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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