called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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