Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
