Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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