put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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