Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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