by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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