Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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