I'm eating all of the evidence.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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