Fuck appropriateness.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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