She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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