suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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