I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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