Don't you send me to vm
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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