i don't like sucking hair
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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