I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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