Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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