Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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