hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
should my penis look like a turkey
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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