apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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