lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
