the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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