He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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