normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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