So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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