ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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