she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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