you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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