ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I smell like Dick and happiness
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