Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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