Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
me + whiskey = a bad person
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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