I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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