I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
wow bdsm is so cute
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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