I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
