You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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