Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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