I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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