i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You can't special order awesome
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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