Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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