The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Just puked most of my soul out..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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