What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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