I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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