That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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