last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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