You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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