we're blogging at a bar
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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