Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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